how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying
i hate u
HELLO BOYS YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE SAD IF THE GIRL YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL HER A WHORE/SLUT/PRUDE BITCH ETC AND THINK YOURE ENTITLED TO HER NETHER REGIONS
I started to read that in Crowley’s voice but as I got further on it slowly turned into Thor.
“dad i got accepted into harvard!!”
“son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u to be such a nerd”
petition for dudes to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on anyone
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up.
petition to fuck everyone
JUPITER. Holy fuck
What about if Earth had rings?
What would that look like
this is like porn i love space
I want to be feminine and pretty and adored but I also want to strike fear into the hearts of everyone and wear tuxedos.
have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
rejecting hitler from art school
electing george bush twice
hooking up with taylor swift
giving the westboro baptist church internet access
sleeping with Sam Winchester